If I were not in Young Life

There's an infamous Young Life skit that uses the rhyme, "If I were not in Young Life I know what I would be, If I were not in Young Life a ________ I would be." And you insert farmer, plumber, stewardess, etc. and act out the various roles.

I'm in my sixth year on full-time staff and am approaching the ten year mark of leading Young Life. I've been leading since I was 19 and so have a hard time picturing life outside of YL. But let's play If I were not in Young Life I know what I would be...

• A Dog Walker I would be (playing, running, cuddling, puppies, puppies, puppies!)
  
• A Production Assistant I would be (months of filming movies on location, being a go-for, 16 hour days come rain or come shine)
• A Writer I would be (books, books, books, and magazines galore)
• An Event Planner I would be (celebrate good times, c'mon)
• A Wedding Singer I would be (fronting a band serenading guests while dancing the night away)
• A Movie Critic I would be (endless movies? yes please! And while you're at it, throw food critic in there too. endless food? even better!)

Am I qualified in any of these areas for future employment? Maybe not, but a girl can dream.